1 00:01:23,330 --> 00:01:26,870 was the birthplace for all of William Shakespeare's famous plays. 2 00:01:27,810 --> 00:01:30,390 Today, the Bard's works are respected and well -read. 3 00:01:30,870 --> 00:01:34,690 In his own time, however, Shakespeare's plays were performed to match the spirit 4 00:01:34,690 --> 00:01:36,630 of the lusty and ribald times they portrayed. 5 00:01:37,450 --> 00:01:41,910 On the wings of your imagination, then, come back through the mists of time to a 6 00:01:41,910 --> 00:01:46,610 summer's evening in old London and take your place with our audience that is 7 00:01:46,610 --> 00:01:49,830 about to view the greatest romantic play ever written. 8 00:03:16,060 --> 00:03:18,280 Countrymen, lend me your ears. 9 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:22,280 May the heavens burst. That man is dead. 10 00:03:24,640 --> 00:03:25,640 Go. 11 00:03:27,680 --> 00:03:29,740 We pay to see Romeo and Juliet. 12 00:03:30,060 --> 00:03:31,900 And you give us Julius Caesar. 13 00:03:34,860 --> 00:03:38,040 It is true. It is true. Romeo and Juliet. 14 00:03:50,160 --> 00:03:55,820 and gentle folk, hush, I pray you, for soon there shall unfold before you a 15 00:03:55,820 --> 00:03:57,100 of two young lovers. 16 00:03:58,220 --> 00:04:00,360 Let the players come forth. 17 00:04:10,260 --> 00:04:12,480 Foreman Shane as Romeo. 18 00:04:16,740 --> 00:04:18,740 Shannon Carse as the Prince. 19 00:04:21,829 --> 00:04:23,530 Deidre Nelson as Juliet. 20 00:04:31,170 --> 00:04:35,010 Wendell Swink as the good Friar Lawrence. 21 00:04:47,010 --> 00:04:49,790 Mickey Jones as Lady Catulet. 22 00:04:59,530 --> 00:05:02,130 Your friendly neighborhood narrator, James Brand. 23 00:05:04,930 --> 00:05:07,330 Karen Thomas as maid number one. 24 00:05:10,030 --> 00:05:12,090 Jay Edwards as Balthazar. 25 00:05:18,430 --> 00:05:20,830 Pat Davis as maid number two. 26 00:05:31,180 --> 00:05:33,160 Vince Dean Wallace as the nurse. 27 00:05:39,600 --> 00:05:41,300 Tom Jones as Gregory. 28 00:05:44,640 --> 00:05:46,680 Tiffany Lane, maid number three. 29 00:05:50,500 --> 00:05:52,420 Eleanor Rigby, maid number four. 30 00:05:55,680 --> 00:05:57,340 Gary the hunchback. 31 00:05:58,560 --> 00:06:00,500 Played by Sidney Carlyle. 32 00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:12,140 Adam Lawrence playing the Lord Montague. 33 00:06:16,500 --> 00:06:19,000 Antoinette Maynard, maid number five. 34 00:06:21,440 --> 00:06:24,160 Dorothea Christie, maid number six. 35 00:06:26,900 --> 00:06:29,700 Marvin Sweetbody as Paris. 36 00:06:32,740 --> 00:06:35,060 Kelly, as the stagehand. 37 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:41,000 And Stuart Lancaster as Lord Capulet. 38 00:06:46,520 --> 00:06:49,780 Behold, the streets of beautiful downtown Verona. 39 00:06:52,080 --> 00:06:52,720 Here, 40 00:06:52,720 --> 00:07:00,460 two 41 00:07:00,460 --> 00:07:02,440 wealthy families have been feuding. 42 00:07:03,220 --> 00:07:06,220 New blood has been shed, and tempers are running hot. 43 00:07:06,990 --> 00:07:12,330 Caught between are two lovers, Romeo of the Montague family and Juliet of the 44 00:07:12,330 --> 00:07:16,130 Capulets. Here we have the greedy Lord Capulet. 45 00:07:20,490 --> 00:07:21,490 And, 46 00:07:22,490 --> 00:07:25,490 gentlemen, the lovely Lady Capulet. 47 00:07:28,530 --> 00:07:32,730 I will make full then servant to the Capulet house, Gregory. 48 00:07:41,260 --> 00:07:43,300 And so, let the play begin. 49 00:07:44,980 --> 00:07:48,860 Help me! Help me! Dave, before I run you through. 50 00:07:52,620 --> 00:07:58,240 I shall deal the same with my lord Montague or his son Romeo if the need 51 00:07:58,680 --> 00:08:04,240 Well spoken, dear Gregory. It seems your loyalty goes far beyond this low 52 00:08:04,240 --> 00:08:05,640 salary. Oh, shh! 53 00:08:10,520 --> 00:08:12,500 Well spoken, dear Gregory. 54 00:08:13,080 --> 00:08:18,080 It seems your loyalty goes far beyond the small salary I pay you. 55 00:08:19,220 --> 00:08:21,420 Tis but my devotion to you, my lord. 56 00:08:22,100 --> 00:08:26,680 Ah, yes, brave Gregory. Did I reward you well enough for saving my wife's life 57 00:08:26,680 --> 00:08:29,100 in that fire at the prince's great masquerade ball? 58 00:08:29,920 --> 00:08:32,480 Oh, but my lord was more than generous. 59 00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:35,299 I have two flagons of the best wine. 60 00:08:36,159 --> 00:08:41,320 And three of the best winches and all of beautiful downtown Verona with it. 61 00:08:41,919 --> 00:08:48,600 Dear Stead, I... I mean, brave Gregory, I too must repay the favors I owe you, 62 00:08:48,640 --> 00:08:51,720 and soon. I thought that was against the law in public. 63 00:08:56,680 --> 00:08:58,840 Pardon my law, but look. 64 00:08:59,580 --> 00:09:04,000 Here comes the father of Romeo, old Montague himself. 65 00:09:04,810 --> 00:09:08,950 And with him is big -ass servant Balthazar. 66 00:09:09,230 --> 00:09:12,090 At last my sword shall sing. 67 00:09:14,450 --> 00:09:15,450 Montague! 68 00:09:16,930 --> 00:09:21,230 Your son Romeo is a fag! 69 00:09:24,750 --> 00:09:29,550 A weakling, piddling fag. 70 00:09:30,290 --> 00:09:33,670 Well, Balthazar, you big -ass, are you not my protector? 71 00:09:34,350 --> 00:09:37,970 Will you allow this knave to insult my son Romeo in the house of Montague? 72 00:09:39,810 --> 00:09:40,810 Never, my lord. 73 00:09:43,910 --> 00:09:45,250 Juliet is a slut. 74 00:09:47,230 --> 00:09:49,750 A slut in the house of Capulet. 75 00:09:52,470 --> 00:09:53,710 Attack him, Gregory. 76 00:09:54,470 --> 00:09:55,470 Attack! 77 00:10:07,310 --> 00:10:09,370 vocals on. Cut off his privates! 78 00:11:35,240 --> 00:11:36,240 Here come the prince. 79 00:11:36,960 --> 00:11:40,760 Barbarians, who do you think you are, fighting in my city and disturbing the 80 00:11:40,760 --> 00:11:42,240 peace? Right you are. 81 00:11:42,480 --> 00:11:44,860 Never disturb a peace. 82 00:11:45,700 --> 00:11:48,720 Capulet, Montague, this is the third time. 83 00:11:49,340 --> 00:11:53,600 I will not warn you again. If you disturb the peace of beautiful downtown 84 00:11:53,600 --> 00:11:55,220 once more, I'll have your heads. 85 00:11:55,560 --> 00:11:58,140 Dear prince, it is not my husband's fault. 86 00:11:58,380 --> 00:12:02,240 This pig, Montague, insulted our innocent daughter, Juliet. 87 00:12:02,620 --> 00:12:04,000 He called her a slut. 88 00:12:05,099 --> 00:12:06,560 Montague, can this be true? 89 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:08,100 Tis true, my lord. 90 00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:13,700 But not before that old ass Capulet called my son Romeo a degenerate stud. 91 00:12:14,380 --> 00:12:20,940 Well, now, I know not about Romeo, but I do know that Juliet is the sweetest 92 00:12:20,940 --> 00:12:25,720 virgin, the loveliest innocent in all beautiful downtown Verona. 93 00:12:26,200 --> 00:12:27,700 He's talking to me! 94 00:12:36,140 --> 00:12:37,860 Tis true, tis true, Juliet. 95 00:12:38,420 --> 00:12:41,900 You are the hottest light in all beautiful downtown Verona. 96 00:12:54,460 --> 00:12:56,000 My dear, dear prince. 97 00:12:56,480 --> 00:12:58,860 You must promise to keep my secret. 98 00:13:00,120 --> 00:13:03,960 If my dear, dear Romeo ever discovered... 99 00:13:04,720 --> 00:13:06,440 I would kill myself. 100 00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:08,440 Fear not, dear Juliet. 101 00:13:08,840 --> 00:13:13,860 Your terrible secret will go with me to my reserve plot in beautiful downtown 102 00:13:13,860 --> 00:13:14,860 Baroque. 103 00:13:15,880 --> 00:13:16,880 Knock, knock. 104 00:13:17,240 --> 00:13:18,240 Oh! 105 00:13:18,360 --> 00:13:19,360 Oh. 106 00:13:23,240 --> 00:13:24,560 Just a second. 107 00:13:27,660 --> 00:13:31,120 Good morning, milady. 108 00:13:31,340 --> 00:13:33,820 Tis a beautiful morning. Oh, yes, and... 109 00:13:34,110 --> 00:13:35,670 And I feel just wonderful. 110 00:13:41,690 --> 00:13:45,750 Did you sleep well, milady? 111 00:13:46,050 --> 00:13:48,610 Oh. Oh, yes. 112 00:13:49,350 --> 00:13:51,650 Like an exhausted rabbit. 113 00:13:52,050 --> 00:13:55,970 I... see what you mean. 114 00:13:57,390 --> 00:13:59,170 What? Oh. 115 00:14:00,530 --> 00:14:02,310 Just jabbering to myself. 116 00:14:14,980 --> 00:14:19,900 Well, milady, I guess I'll make your bed after you have your breakfast. 117 00:14:24,960 --> 00:14:26,680 Enjoy your breakfast, milady. 118 00:14:26,940 --> 00:14:28,220 Thank you, dear nurse. 119 00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:42,020 That wench. 120 00:14:42,440 --> 00:14:44,160 I'll have her hit on a platter. 121 00:14:44,750 --> 00:14:46,210 Almost crushed my foot. 122 00:14:55,970 --> 00:14:57,590 Did you... 123 00:14:57,590 --> 00:15:07,790 Bolt 124 00:15:07,790 --> 00:15:08,790 the door? 125 00:15:35,720 --> 00:15:39,020 Do you know what Joan of Arc said while she was being burned at the stake? 126 00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:43,180 No. What did Joan of Arc say while being burned at the stake? 127 00:15:45,920 --> 00:15:47,400 What did she say after that? 128 00:15:47,700 --> 00:15:48,800 Damn all these faggots. 129 00:15:49,160 --> 00:15:50,220 What's a faggot? 130 00:16:16,910 --> 00:16:21,130 If a captain of a ship had a first mate by the name of Monty and he glued his 131 00:16:21,130 --> 00:16:25,810 door shut, could you say, Cap, you let Monty glue you in? 132 00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:17,340 Hey, tell me why they don't let Italianos play in this version, eh? 133 00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:36,960 The prophet who saith, Prince who make love on side of hill, not on level. 134 00:19:14,510 --> 00:19:18,290 If Juliet sold oranges on the corner, would she be called Lauren Juliet? 135 00:19:22,070 --> 00:19:28,470 I care not for these ladies who must be 136 00:19:28,470 --> 00:19:30,190 wooed and prayed. 137 00:19:31,050 --> 00:19:37,730 Give me, fair Juliet, the wanton country 138 00:19:37,730 --> 00:19:38,730 maid. 139 00:19:39,390 --> 00:19:42,270 Nature art disdain. 140 00:20:01,640 --> 00:20:05,740 But when we come where comfort is, 141 00:20:06,440 --> 00:20:09,540 she never will say no. 142 00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:20,920 If I court Julietta, she gives me 143 00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:22,960 fruits and flowers. 144 00:20:48,010 --> 00:20:49,010 Thank you. 145 00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:39,240 If Juliet is the sun and the moon is sick and pale, would that affect 146 00:22:39,240 --> 00:22:40,240 savings time? 147 00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:05,480 Oh. 148 00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:45,280 Oh! Oh! 149 00:25:20,940 --> 00:25:23,480 No, I... I've been asleep. 150 00:25:26,220 --> 00:25:31,820 By the look of your breakfast tray and your bed, you must have had a nightmare. 151 00:25:32,500 --> 00:25:33,500 Oh. 152 00:25:35,220 --> 00:25:36,220 Yes. 153 00:25:41,060 --> 00:25:44,000 Merciful gods, will there be any left for poor Romeo? 154 00:25:45,140 --> 00:25:46,140 Romeo. 155 00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:48,900 My dear, dear Romeo. 156 00:25:50,750 --> 00:25:57,130 Nurse, do you think the heavens will bless us and make Romeo and me happy? 157 00:25:57,850 --> 00:26:04,050 I'm sure of it, milady, since you are saving your virgin flower for only him. 158 00:26:04,330 --> 00:26:09,930 Oh, yes, yes, but I find it easy to do so because 159 00:26:09,930 --> 00:26:15,790 of my great love for him. And especially so... 160 00:26:16,650 --> 00:26:20,990 Because I know he is true and faithful to me also. 161 00:26:21,670 --> 00:26:23,130 Oh, Romeo. 162 00:26:23,970 --> 00:26:24,970 Romeo. 163 00:26:27,810 --> 00:26:30,130 Wherefore art thou, Romeo? 164 00:26:30,730 --> 00:26:31,730 Romeo. 165 00:26:33,410 --> 00:26:34,410 Romeo. 166 00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:51,480 Oh, Romeo. 167 00:26:51,900 --> 00:26:54,460 Romeo, stop, or you shall drive me mad. 168 00:26:58,380 --> 00:27:02,920 A pleasure to do so, my lady love. 169 00:27:08,240 --> 00:27:12,460 They ought to get something straight between the two of them. But here in the 170 00:27:12,460 --> 00:27:14,020 kitchen, what have we discovered? 171 00:27:14,830 --> 00:27:18,590 Well, if I know this horny little house of yours, they'll probably want to join 172 00:27:18,590 --> 00:27:19,590 in on the fun. 173 00:27:19,930 --> 00:27:22,530 Tis true, tis true. We are a horny bunch. 174 00:27:23,110 --> 00:27:24,390 Said like a trooper. 175 00:27:57,550 --> 00:27:59,230 The brightness of them would shame the stars. 176 00:28:01,450 --> 00:28:02,650 Up and out. 177 00:28:07,650 --> 00:28:08,150 No 178 00:28:08,150 --> 00:28:15,370 bed, 179 00:28:15,550 --> 00:28:16,550 Lady Capulet. 180 00:31:08,750 --> 00:31:09,750 Oh 181 00:31:51,030 --> 00:31:53,170 Surely you are fairer than your daughter. 182 00:31:53,550 --> 00:31:56,490 That you'll never know. My husband has sworn it. 183 00:31:56,790 --> 00:31:58,670 Well, that may be so. 184 00:31:59,870 --> 00:32:01,490 But a stud is a stud. 185 00:32:02,670 --> 00:32:05,130 By the way, where is your good husband just now? 186 00:32:08,390 --> 00:32:09,390 Discussing. 187 00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:10,880 Oh, Romeo, business. 188 00:32:13,320 --> 00:32:14,320 Of state. 189 00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:21,280 Business 190 00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:28,100 of state, 191 00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:29,200 she says. 192 00:32:29,260 --> 00:32:31,880 Aye, business, but of state? 193 00:32:32,260 --> 00:32:33,260 Come, 194 00:32:33,580 --> 00:32:35,160 I shall let you be the judge. 195 00:32:45,100 --> 00:32:49,920 Now you must admit, my good Paris, that my daughter Juliet would make a fine 196 00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:52,580 wife for a nobleman of your wealth. 197 00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:56,920 Oh, my dear Capulet, I do not disparage the looks and manners of her, Juliet. 198 00:32:57,340 --> 00:33:01,940 Indeed, I have heard through some sources that she is a hot one, whatever 199 00:33:01,940 --> 00:33:02,839 might mean. 200 00:33:02,840 --> 00:33:03,840 Hot one? 201 00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:09,620 Yes. Pray tell, does that mean that she might be warmly received in court? Oh, 202 00:33:09,620 --> 00:33:11,380 yes, yes, of course. 203 00:33:12,350 --> 00:33:14,850 And she'd make a fine mother for your heir. 204 00:33:15,070 --> 00:33:18,490 Oh, yes. Well, she needn't worry on that matter. 205 00:33:19,590 --> 00:33:23,730 Well, what say we strike the bargain, eh? 206 00:33:24,250 --> 00:33:25,250 So be it. 207 00:33:26,230 --> 00:33:28,590 Ah, it will be hard living with a woman. 208 00:33:33,530 --> 00:33:36,450 And so Fair Juliet becomes victim to a scheme. 209 00:33:37,470 --> 00:33:40,510 Her father, for reasons of position and money... 210 00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:44,760 is going to marry her to a gay nobleman. 211 00:33:45,980 --> 00:33:50,560 As our play continues, let us visualize the dungeons of the Capulet house. 212 00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:55,380 Now you shall see how much of a pink penny old Capulet really is. 213 00:34:17,850 --> 00:34:18,850 Whip her! 214 00:34:19,530 --> 00:34:20,870 Whip her! Whip her! 215 00:34:21,570 --> 00:34:25,050 Well said, dear Derek. Well said. 216 00:34:26,190 --> 00:34:27,550 Whip her! Whip her! 217 00:34:28,310 --> 00:34:34,050 And now, you kitchen scum, perhaps you'll tell us what you did with Lady 218 00:34:34,050 --> 00:34:36,409 Capulet's two silken scarves. 219 00:34:36,790 --> 00:34:38,489 Oh, kind sir, please. 220 00:34:39,570 --> 00:34:42,330 I have done nothing. I never saw them. 221 00:34:42,530 --> 00:34:44,929 Upon my virginity, I speak the truth. 222 00:34:45,290 --> 00:34:51,130 If you don't confess, Your virginity will end up with old Derek here. 223 00:34:55,010 --> 00:34:58,110 Merciful heavens, will not the gods save me from such a fate? 224 00:35:00,730 --> 00:35:01,810 Confess, I say. 225 00:35:02,570 --> 00:35:03,910 But I am innocent. 226 00:35:05,290 --> 00:35:07,890 Strike again, Gregory. 227 00:35:08,450 --> 00:35:10,930 Keep it up until she bleeds. 228 00:35:11,150 --> 00:35:12,290 Very well, my lord. 229 00:35:14,670 --> 00:35:15,850 All right, wench. 230 00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:19,340 What have you done with my lady's scarves? 231 00:35:20,860 --> 00:35:23,740 I say confess. 232 00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:27,740 Are you going to confess? 233 00:35:31,460 --> 00:35:32,460 Confess. 234 00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:34,400 Confess. 235 00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:37,400 Confess. 236 00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:02,460 Greetings, Grand Balthazar. 237 00:36:02,820 --> 00:36:06,440 A fine bit of fakery was our fight this afternoon. 238 00:36:06,940 --> 00:36:11,140 Aye, I'm sure we'll reap battle bonuses from our foolish masters. 239 00:36:12,640 --> 00:36:18,900 Ah, speaking of bonuses, what hunk of delicious meat do we have hanging from 240 00:36:18,900 --> 00:36:19,900 these rafters? 241 00:36:21,020 --> 00:36:23,980 This is Candice. 242 00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:29,840 She has promised to grant our every wish. 243 00:36:31,050 --> 00:36:34,170 For faking that torture with that old goat capulet. 244 00:36:35,110 --> 00:36:36,730 You may join us if you wish. 245 00:36:38,930 --> 00:36:43,470 Oh, kiss me quick. 246 00:36:44,630 --> 00:36:46,130 Willie never wrote this. 247 00:36:53,370 --> 00:36:56,350 Please, kind sirs. One at a time, please. 248 00:36:57,030 --> 00:36:59,150 Then choose, fair lady, choose. 249 00:36:59,900 --> 00:37:01,800 The decision should not be difficult. 250 00:37:02,840 --> 00:37:08,600 Oh, but how can I choose between two such men and poor me to receive you 251 00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:13,880 Very well. 252 00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:18,620 You shall be first with me. 253 00:37:25,060 --> 00:37:28,980 I'm sure that your gentleman will excuse me. 254 00:37:29,340 --> 00:37:33,320 If you would care to watch, however, I would not object. 255 00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:35,720 Go away, fetch a candle. 256 00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:40,360 Methinks this maid is playing a hunch. 257 00:37:40,860 --> 00:37:42,300 It certainly does. 258 00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:47,080 I never have any trouble with my sex life. I always play my hunch. 259 00:38:01,940 --> 00:38:04,060 Oh, Jack. 260 00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:09,020 Oh, Jack. Oh, 261 00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:25,440 Jack. 262 00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:26,440 Give her, Ronson. 263 00:38:28,910 --> 00:38:29,910 But I have a zipper. 264 00:38:38,010 --> 00:38:39,010 Jack. 265 00:38:39,930 --> 00:38:40,930 Jack. 266 00:39:15,360 --> 00:39:16,360 Jack. 267 00:39:23,780 --> 00:39:30,420 For being so long out of 268 00:39:30,420 --> 00:39:34,060 practice, our friend makes her moan fritually, does he not? 269 00:39:34,300 --> 00:39:35,300 Aye. 270 00:39:35,740 --> 00:39:39,500 Too bad we could not provide a paying audience for our friend's labor of love. 271 00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:41,520 A tidy sum could be had. 272 00:39:50,590 --> 00:39:52,790 Jack. Oh, 273 00:39:52,970 --> 00:40:09,430 Jack. 274 00:40:28,390 --> 00:40:32,210 Derek. Is that slob going to devour her? 275 00:40:33,550 --> 00:40:37,530 I'm afraid that you and I are going to be left with a dead little lass. 276 00:40:38,290 --> 00:40:39,570 Dead little lass? 277 00:40:40,710 --> 00:40:41,930 Lass, man, lass. 278 00:40:42,810 --> 00:40:43,810 Lass. 279 00:40:44,470 --> 00:40:45,550 Oh, Derek. 280 00:40:54,270 --> 00:40:59,230 friends here go for broke let us not forget Romeo he longs for his Juliet but 281 00:40:59,230 --> 00:41:04,510 her father watches her like a hawk so he despairs but at last he thinks of a 282 00:41:04,510 --> 00:41:09,570 plan whereby he might steal a glance of his fair Juliet so let us leave this 283 00:41:09,570 --> 00:41:14,470 steaming group and go to the gardens of the Capulet house which are overlooked 284 00:41:14,470 --> 00:41:16,470 by a balcony from Juliet's bedroom 285 00:41:33,930 --> 00:41:36,170 What light through yonder window breaks? 286 00:41:37,010 --> 00:41:40,550 Oh, it is the east, and fair Juliet is the sun. 287 00:41:41,890 --> 00:41:48,590 Arise, fair sun, and kill that envious moon who is 288 00:41:48,590 --> 00:41:50,810 already sick and pale with grief. 289 00:41:51,830 --> 00:41:58,750 Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou, 290 00:41:58,890 --> 00:41:59,890 Romeo? 291 00:42:00,270 --> 00:42:03,210 It is my lady. Oh, it is my love. 292 00:42:06,710 --> 00:42:11,910 Deny thy father and refuse thy name. 293 00:42:12,530 --> 00:42:19,190 Oh, or if thou wilt not be but sworn my love, 294 00:42:19,390 --> 00:42:23,970 and I'll no longer be a Capulet. 295 00:42:25,870 --> 00:42:30,450 The brightness of her cheek would shame those stars as daylight doth a lamp. 296 00:42:31,130 --> 00:42:37,870 And her eyes in heaven, through those airy regions, would shine so brightly 297 00:42:37,870 --> 00:42:44,110 that birds would sing and think it were not night. 298 00:42:48,790 --> 00:42:50,190 What's mine to you? 299 00:42:50,550 --> 00:42:53,790 Oh, it is neither harm nor... 300 00:42:54,000 --> 00:43:00,700 no foot, no hand, no face, or any other part belonging 301 00:43:00,700 --> 00:43:01,800 to a man. 302 00:43:04,840 --> 00:43:07,720 Be some other name. 303 00:43:08,840 --> 00:43:10,380 What's in a name? 304 00:43:12,540 --> 00:43:19,240 That which we call a rose by any other name would 305 00:43:19,240 --> 00:43:22,560 smell as sweet. 306 00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:26,920 See how she leans her cheek upon that hand? 307 00:43:28,300 --> 00:43:34,820 Oh, that I were a glove upon that hand. Oh, that I might touch that 308 00:43:34,820 --> 00:43:35,820 cheek. 309 00:43:36,360 --> 00:43:38,180 Oh, what the hell? 310 00:43:41,180 --> 00:43:43,700 Good night. 311 00:43:44,940 --> 00:43:46,220 Good night. 312 00:43:50,700 --> 00:43:52,420 Parting is such... 313 00:43:54,560 --> 00:43:55,680 Sweet sorrow. 314 00:44:04,560 --> 00:44:05,560 It's all right. 315 00:44:06,340 --> 00:44:09,060 Is this what they mean by puppy love? 316 00:44:09,340 --> 00:44:13,280 Such is often the fate of people who wander into strange gardens at night. 317 00:44:13,780 --> 00:44:20,660 But now, let... What of the townspeople this strange evening? What 318 00:44:20,660 --> 00:44:21,660 are they doing? 319 00:44:21,780 --> 00:44:25,990 Well... Since the servants of both houses must pretend to hate each other 320 00:44:25,990 --> 00:44:30,950 the daytime, they have set aside tonight to give vent to their emotions. 321 00:44:32,710 --> 00:44:35,850 They are going to eat and drink and make merry. 322 00:44:36,130 --> 00:44:40,870 And Joy and Helen and Betty and Janet and Mary and... 323 00:44:40,870 --> 00:44:44,970 Or whoever. 324 00:45:08,240 --> 00:45:12,100 Since I am prince of all beautiful downtown Verona, should I not be first? 325 00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:13,880 Nay, my lord. 326 00:45:15,120 --> 00:45:18,760 On a battleground such as this, it's every man for himself. 327 00:45:19,680 --> 00:45:20,680 So be it. 328 00:45:53,260 --> 00:45:54,260 in such antics. 329 00:46:04,480 --> 00:46:11,060 Well, how would you like to drink warm beer? 330 00:46:20,840 --> 00:46:24,780 If I cannot outclass a mere hunchback, I should not be the prince of all 331 00:46:24,780 --> 00:46:26,580 beautiful downtown Corona. 332 00:48:38,380 --> 00:48:39,760 How would you book a picture like this? 333 00:48:40,040 --> 00:48:43,140 It won't be as hard as he thinks. 334 00:56:15,150 --> 00:56:16,710 What do I do now? 335 00:57:05,360 --> 00:57:08,740 As you can see, our friends are enjoying themselves tremendously this evening. 336 00:57:09,480 --> 00:57:15,300 But we must leave this scene of good fellowship and warm feeling and follow 337 00:57:15,300 --> 00:57:19,340 course of our hero, Romeo, who seeks the aid of his good friend, Friar Lawrence. 338 00:57:20,360 --> 00:57:22,240 Friar! Friar Lawrence! 339 00:57:23,360 --> 00:57:24,360 Oh. 340 00:57:27,860 --> 00:57:28,860 Friar. 341 00:57:32,260 --> 00:57:35,160 Have you noticed all these dirty old... 342 00:57:35,440 --> 00:57:36,440 getting bald but me? 343 00:57:48,640 --> 00:57:51,420 Fire Lawrence! 344 00:57:52,380 --> 00:57:53,600 Be gone, my lady. 345 00:57:53,820 --> 00:57:55,080 Me thinks that's Romeo. 346 00:57:55,460 --> 00:57:56,900 Don't stop now, Friar. 347 00:57:57,520 --> 00:57:58,660 I'll have your head. 348 00:57:58,920 --> 00:58:05,920 If you don't get the hell out... Out here, I fear your husband will 349 00:58:05,920 --> 00:58:07,100 cut off more than my head. 350 00:58:07,460 --> 00:58:08,540 There's only one door. 351 00:58:08,780 --> 00:58:13,420 Well, I'm going to have to find someplace for you to hide some gum under 352 00:58:14,780 --> 00:58:15,780 Cryer! 353 00:58:18,820 --> 00:58:19,820 Cryer Lawrence! 354 00:58:28,340 --> 00:58:29,340 Cryer Lawrence! 355 00:58:30,920 --> 00:58:31,920 Hurry, hurry. 356 00:58:33,710 --> 00:58:34,710 Watch me. 357 00:58:36,110 --> 00:58:37,110 Fire Lawrence! 358 00:58:38,090 --> 00:58:39,730 Fire! Fire Lawrence! 359 00:58:41,370 --> 00:58:42,370 Fire Lawrence! 360 00:58:42,470 --> 00:58:43,470 Fire! 361 00:58:43,790 --> 00:58:44,790 Fire Lawrence! 362 00:58:46,070 --> 00:58:47,070 Fire Lawrence! 363 00:58:48,410 --> 00:58:49,410 Fire Lawrence! 364 00:58:49,590 --> 00:58:50,590 Fire Lawrence! 365 00:58:51,530 --> 00:58:54,670 I'm in desperate need of your help. What the devil, Romeo? You scared the hell 366 00:58:54,670 --> 00:58:55,670 out of me. 367 00:58:55,910 --> 00:58:59,030 You look a little peaked. What's the matter with you? 368 00:59:00,750 --> 00:59:02,650 I want you to marry Juliet and me. 369 00:59:04,020 --> 00:59:06,780 Oh, that explains it. No, that's not all. 370 00:59:07,620 --> 00:59:09,740 I was in the Capulet Gardens the other night. 371 00:59:10,440 --> 00:59:11,440 Having a ball. 372 00:59:11,960 --> 00:59:13,580 What, were you daft, boy? 373 00:59:13,840 --> 00:59:17,020 Hell no. I could hear her squealing with delight. 374 00:59:17,340 --> 00:59:18,340 No, no, no. 375 00:59:18,480 --> 00:59:19,479 Daft, boy. 376 00:59:19,480 --> 00:59:20,480 Daft. 377 00:59:21,060 --> 00:59:22,060 Daft. Daft. 378 00:59:22,220 --> 00:59:23,760 Yes. It's crazy. 379 00:59:25,040 --> 00:59:30,980 Anyway, during all of this action, a member of the household, a youth named 380 00:59:30,980 --> 00:59:32,360 Tybalt. Tybalt. 381 00:59:32,750 --> 00:59:36,230 I tried to horn in and drew my sword and I killed him. 382 00:59:36,590 --> 00:59:39,470 Oh, Lord, have mercy. 383 00:59:39,970 --> 00:59:41,030 Oh, dear. 384 00:59:41,570 --> 00:59:43,290 You know what that means, my boy. 385 00:59:43,550 --> 00:59:48,490 You are going to be banished from all beautiful downtown Verona. I know, Friar 386 00:59:48,490 --> 00:59:52,270 Lawrence. That's why you must get word to Juliet. Yes. You've got to marry us 387 00:59:52,270 --> 00:59:55,270 immediately so that I can flee Verona with her. 388 00:59:55,650 --> 00:59:57,250 Oh, fear not, my son. 389 00:59:57,770 --> 00:59:59,970 I shall take word to Juliet. 390 01:00:01,110 --> 01:00:02,110 And now. 391 01:00:02,730 --> 01:00:04,710 Thank you, Friar. Thank you very much. 392 01:00:05,110 --> 01:00:06,810 You're welcome, my boy. 393 01:00:07,910 --> 01:00:10,210 You've helped me before, and I know you'll do it this time. 394 01:00:11,210 --> 01:00:12,650 I'm very glad to. 395 01:00:23,310 --> 01:00:27,090 And so, Friar Lawrence hurries to get word to Juliet. 396 01:00:27,930 --> 01:00:28,930 Maybe. 397 01:00:39,820 --> 01:00:45,540 For the life of me, I can't remember what the hell I had to tell you. Just 398 01:00:45,540 --> 01:00:47,420 me how you're going to sock it to me. 399 01:00:48,460 --> 01:00:50,900 Oh, mercy. 400 01:00:51,140 --> 01:00:55,560 Oh, mercy. Oh, please. You'll suffocate me. Oh, I'm churchy. 401 01:00:56,400 --> 01:01:00,860 I know it was... I know it was something important. 402 01:01:02,300 --> 01:01:03,780 Later, you old codger. 403 01:01:04,320 --> 01:01:05,320 Kiss me. 404 01:01:05,340 --> 01:01:06,340 Lick me. 405 01:01:06,800 --> 01:01:07,860 Defile me. 406 01:01:08,380 --> 01:01:10,520 Then banish me to hell. 407 01:01:13,220 --> 01:01:14,220 Banish? 408 01:01:14,780 --> 01:01:15,780 Romeo. 409 01:01:16,160 --> 01:01:17,160 Oh. 410 01:01:18,820 --> 01:01:19,820 Son of a gun. 411 01:01:20,500 --> 01:01:23,260 Now that's what's called a dirty old man. 412 01:01:24,060 --> 01:01:25,060 Romeo's in danger. 413 01:01:25,380 --> 01:01:28,780 He's about to be banished from all beautiful downtown Verona. 414 01:01:29,520 --> 01:01:32,640 Banished? Yes. You must go to Juliet quickly. 415 01:01:33,150 --> 01:01:34,150 And tell her of such. 416 01:01:34,330 --> 01:01:35,430 It shall be done. 417 01:01:35,750 --> 01:01:36,750 Yes. 418 01:01:36,950 --> 01:01:41,350 And so, dear friends, our play proceeds apace. 419 01:01:42,490 --> 01:01:43,990 Romeo is to be banished. 420 01:01:45,270 --> 01:01:47,430 Juliet will be forced to marry Paris. 421 01:01:51,910 --> 01:01:55,070 And now, behold, our fair Juliet. 422 01:02:08,240 --> 01:02:10,180 Oh, my dear, dear Romeo. 423 01:02:11,720 --> 01:02:13,560 When shall we be married? 424 01:02:14,020 --> 01:02:15,020 Mark, Mark. 425 01:02:16,180 --> 01:02:17,180 Who is it? 426 01:02:17,880 --> 01:02:19,140 Your nurse, my lady. 427 01:02:19,660 --> 01:02:20,860 Enter, dear nurse. 428 01:02:23,880 --> 01:02:29,540 Oh, my lady, I've come from the friars. He tells me Romeo is to be banished. 429 01:02:30,020 --> 01:02:33,160 Banished? Oh, my dear gods. 430 01:02:33,840 --> 01:02:35,880 I shall never see him again. 431 01:02:38,610 --> 01:02:39,770 Poor mistress. 432 01:02:40,350 --> 01:02:44,210 Do not weep. For love shall always find a way. 433 01:02:47,730 --> 01:02:53,170 It is the greatest medicine devised by the gods to let us forget our troubles. 434 01:02:56,110 --> 01:02:57,670 How does that feel? 435 01:02:58,010 --> 01:02:59,170 Oh, you're right. 436 01:03:00,110 --> 01:03:02,730 A little lower. 437 01:03:07,280 --> 01:03:08,920 The pleasure is all mine. 438 01:03:14,360 --> 01:03:15,360 Come, m 'lady. 439 01:03:15,720 --> 01:03:17,340 Dry yourself upon the bed. 440 01:04:13,640 --> 01:04:20,360 I care not for these ladies who must be wooed and 441 01:04:20,360 --> 01:04:26,400 prayed. Give me, Sir Julieta, the 442 01:04:26,400 --> 01:04:29,040 wanton country maid. 443 01:04:30,060 --> 01:04:33,040 Nature art disdain. 444 01:05:10,410 --> 01:05:13,710 She gives me fruits and flowers. 445 01:05:14,550 --> 01:05:17,810 But if we love these ladies, 446 01:05:18,510 --> 01:05:21,510 we must give golden showers. 447 01:05:22,170 --> 01:05:26,770 Give them gold that sells love. 448 01:06:07,280 --> 01:06:08,280 and Screwliet. 449 01:07:05,080 --> 01:07:06,520 I love them. 450 01:08:16,970 --> 01:08:20,350 She gives me fruits and flowers. 451 01:08:21,050 --> 01:08:27,609 But if we love these ladies, we must give golden 452 01:08:27,609 --> 01:08:28,609 showers. 453 01:08:28,930 --> 01:08:33,250 Give them gold that sells love. 454 01:08:33,750 --> 01:08:34,750 Juliet, 455 01:08:37,950 --> 01:08:39,450 are you sleeping, my child? 456 01:08:45,229 --> 01:08:46,490 All confounded, girl? 457 01:08:46,770 --> 01:08:49,569 Will you light a candle before I break my foot? 458 01:09:18,670 --> 01:09:20,710 What the hell is going on? 459 01:09:49,710 --> 01:09:53,510 I'm sorry to disturb you, my dear, but I have happy news. 460 01:09:54,250 --> 01:09:57,210 Tomorrow, you will marry the good Lord Paris. 461 01:09:57,930 --> 01:10:00,170 Oh, but... but tomorrow? 462 01:10:00,690 --> 01:10:03,890 Ah, no arguments now, you little bitch, or I'll have you... Oh, nay! 463 01:10:04,250 --> 01:10:05,250 Nay, Father. 464 01:10:05,750 --> 01:10:07,030 Do not say it. 465 01:10:07,370 --> 01:10:08,550 You are wise. 466 01:10:09,270 --> 01:10:11,070 I will do as you say. What? 467 01:10:11,690 --> 01:10:14,170 Oh, well, very good. Very good. 468 01:10:14,610 --> 01:10:16,550 I'm glad to see you've come to your senses. 469 01:10:16,890 --> 01:10:18,710 Well, good night, my dear. 470 01:10:19,070 --> 01:10:19,889 Good night. 471 01:10:19,890 --> 01:10:20,890 Sleep well. 472 01:10:27,010 --> 01:10:28,950 I'll see you in the morning. 473 01:10:33,570 --> 01:10:36,290 That old money -hungry, horny ass. 474 01:10:36,550 --> 01:10:41,410 Oh, dear nurse, how can I marry Paris when my heart belongs to Romeo? 475 01:10:43,130 --> 01:10:46,050 Perhaps the good friar will have a plan. Oh, yes. 476 01:10:46,310 --> 01:10:47,630 Oh, go to him quickly. 477 01:11:07,210 --> 01:11:08,970 Now, good friends, the plot thickens. 478 01:11:09,390 --> 01:11:15,330 Is it possible that the good Friar Lawrence can devise a plan devious 479 01:11:15,330 --> 01:11:17,050 keep Juliet for Romeo? 480 01:11:17,910 --> 01:11:19,650 Well, I don't give a damn. 481 01:11:20,110 --> 01:11:23,390 Before anything else happens, I'm going to do the wedge. 482 01:11:25,530 --> 01:11:26,530 Attaboy. 483 01:11:26,910 --> 01:11:28,390 Tickle her fancy. 484 01:11:28,850 --> 01:11:30,910 Well, blow me down. 485 01:11:31,410 --> 01:11:34,610 It was capulation, I know. 486 01:11:35,690 --> 01:11:38,570 Would you want that stud poking fun at your daughter? 487 01:11:38,970 --> 01:11:40,930 And Lord Capulet has set his plan. 488 01:11:41,530 --> 01:11:44,110 He's going to marry Juliet to Paris tomorrow. 489 01:11:44,610 --> 01:11:47,790 Then we must get Juliet out of the house tonight. 490 01:11:48,110 --> 01:11:52,410 He plans to marry her tomorrow. Surely old Capulet won't let Juliet out of the 491 01:11:52,410 --> 01:11:53,410 house tonight. 492 01:11:53,990 --> 01:11:55,130 All is lost. 493 01:11:55,390 --> 01:11:56,389 Oh, it is true. 494 01:11:56,390 --> 01:11:57,390 Alas, it is true. 495 01:11:57,750 --> 01:11:58,750 No, no, no, no. 496 01:11:58,930 --> 01:12:00,130 Fear not, my children. 497 01:12:00,710 --> 01:12:02,190 I have a plan. 498 01:12:03,490 --> 01:12:04,590 Want to hear my plan? 499 01:12:05,150 --> 01:12:06,150 What is your plan? 500 01:12:06,390 --> 01:12:07,450 Here's my plan. 501 01:12:07,910 --> 01:12:09,810 I shall go to Juliet now. 502 01:12:10,430 --> 01:12:12,510 And you two wait here. 503 01:12:17,790 --> 01:12:21,110 Oh, my fair Juliet. 504 01:12:21,550 --> 01:12:23,350 What fate befalls you? 505 01:12:24,350 --> 01:12:29,810 My heart is so sick and heavy with grief for you. 506 01:12:38,760 --> 01:12:45,720 I wonder if my fair Juliet is as sick with loneliness and grief as I am 507 01:12:45,720 --> 01:12:46,720 at this moment. 508 01:12:47,780 --> 01:12:49,880 Oh, yes, my lord. 509 01:12:51,100 --> 01:12:54,220 She cries for you every waking moment. 510 01:13:01,500 --> 01:13:04,740 To unbuckle my shoe. 511 01:13:05,000 --> 01:13:06,500 The secret sex life? 512 01:13:06,990 --> 01:13:08,270 Of Romeo and Juliet? 513 01:13:37,290 --> 01:13:40,790 And her dreams, dear nurse. Her dreams. Am I with her then? 514 01:13:43,130 --> 01:13:44,610 Aye, to be sure. 515 01:13:45,010 --> 01:13:46,010 Mm -hmm. 516 01:13:49,310 --> 01:13:50,950 Who wrote this mess? 517 01:14:11,070 --> 01:14:13,230 Kisses must taste like frosting on cake. 518 01:14:15,950 --> 01:14:18,130 Take it from me, they do. 519 01:14:20,790 --> 01:14:22,090 I'll take it from you. 520 01:14:24,230 --> 01:14:25,530 Oh, Romeo. 521 01:14:37,740 --> 01:14:40,460 If I were but half a man, I'd run to her and carry her off. 522 01:14:48,220 --> 01:14:50,580 Heavens. There's only been enough for poor Juliet. 523 01:14:51,960 --> 01:14:55,440 Who the... Who the hell cares? She's got enough anyway. 524 01:17:35,120 --> 01:17:38,820 I hate to see my horny son go down. 525 01:17:41,740 --> 01:17:42,840 Sock it to me. 526 01:17:43,760 --> 01:17:45,180 Sock it to me. 527 01:17:45,980 --> 01:17:47,400 Sock it to me. 528 01:17:48,360 --> 01:17:49,840 Sock it to me. 529 01:17:51,940 --> 01:17:53,320 Sock it to me. 530 01:17:53,640 --> 01:17:55,600 Sock it to me, Romeo. 531 01:17:56,180 --> 01:17:59,040 Oh, oh, sock it to me. 532 01:18:05,480 --> 01:18:10,440 lies with his sorrow, the good friar has gone to Juliet with a plan to help her 533 01:18:10,440 --> 01:18:11,680 escape from marrying Paris. 534 01:18:12,080 --> 01:18:15,160 Let us follow them now to the tomb of Capulet Holmes. 535 01:18:19,600 --> 01:18:25,560 It is here that you shall drink the potion, my dear. 536 01:18:26,020 --> 01:18:29,200 Friar, I still do not understand. 537 01:18:30,280 --> 01:18:33,000 Oh, fear not, fair Juliet. 538 01:18:33,320 --> 01:18:35,200 This potion will... 539 01:18:35,420 --> 01:18:36,660 merely make you sleep. 540 01:18:37,100 --> 01:18:43,360 But your father and Paris will think that you have killed yourself with 541 01:18:44,580 --> 01:18:47,260 And then can I sneak out and ball Romeo? 542 01:18:49,180 --> 01:18:50,920 I mean, meet Romeo. 543 01:18:51,880 --> 01:18:54,220 You were right the first time, my dear. 544 01:18:54,520 --> 01:19:01,020 Now, sip the potion while I run to your father and break the bad news to him. 545 01:19:03,120 --> 01:19:04,940 Godspeed, dear friar. 546 01:19:32,590 --> 01:19:33,950 Tell me, good friend Gregory. 547 01:19:36,830 --> 01:19:38,950 Where the devil are we? 548 01:19:41,270 --> 01:19:47,830 We stand... We stand in the 549 01:19:47,830 --> 01:19:54,510 stygian blackness of... We stand... The 550 01:19:54,510 --> 01:19:59,370 saints preserve us. We're lost beneath the earth. 551 01:20:00,320 --> 01:20:06,600 Nay, nay, good friend. Do I not know my own house? 552 01:20:08,040 --> 01:20:14,280 Sure. This is the tomb of that lustrous... that illustrious... 553 01:20:14,280 --> 01:20:18,360 that old goat Capulet. 554 01:20:21,060 --> 01:20:24,840 And directly below are the wine cellars. 555 01:20:31,430 --> 01:20:35,450 Let us go henceforth and quench our thirst. 556 01:20:36,550 --> 01:20:37,550 Onward! 557 01:20:39,810 --> 01:20:41,770 In... What? 558 01:20:43,270 --> 01:20:44,990 A small desire. 559 01:20:45,430 --> 01:20:46,710 You pig! 560 01:20:48,030 --> 01:20:50,050 You big -ass! 561 01:20:51,210 --> 01:20:52,370 Oh, die. 562 01:20:52,970 --> 01:20:55,990 Before you do, give me the wine flask. 563 01:21:01,290 --> 01:21:03,930 The hell have we here? 564 01:21:25,090 --> 01:21:28,470 A stud is a stud, drunk or otherwise. 565 01:21:29,350 --> 01:21:31,890 And death is a long, long thing. 566 01:21:32,410 --> 01:21:35,690 So why not one last fling? 567 01:21:59,250 --> 01:22:03,170 Gregory, thou art a great hunk of man. 568 01:22:04,410 --> 01:22:09,050 How lucky it is that you should come upon me here. 569 01:22:10,190 --> 01:22:12,070 It is my pleasure, milady. 570 01:22:13,170 --> 01:22:16,650 Come here, you great stud, you. Milady! 571 01:22:24,490 --> 01:22:25,510 It's a dream. 572 01:22:27,720 --> 01:22:28,720 It's a dream. 573 01:22:28,760 --> 01:22:30,300 It scared me. 574 01:22:32,100 --> 01:22:34,900 Lady, I'm in no condition. 575 01:22:35,380 --> 01:22:41,740 I have heard thou art always ready. 576 01:22:48,160 --> 01:22:51,040 Socket to this. And coffin. 577 01:22:53,060 --> 01:22:54,580 Oh, really? 578 01:22:54,960 --> 01:22:55,960 Yeah. 579 01:23:00,120 --> 01:23:01,740 That's enough. 580 01:23:04,760 --> 01:23:06,160 Always 581 01:23:06,160 --> 01:23:12,720 ready? 582 01:25:52,170 --> 01:25:53,370 I'm in heaven. 583 01:26:00,550 --> 01:26:02,630 It even sounds like heaven. 584 01:26:07,210 --> 01:26:07,970 Bless 585 01:26:07,970 --> 01:26:14,610 my 586 01:26:14,610 --> 01:26:16,850 soul. This is Julia. 587 01:26:19,310 --> 01:26:20,670 Here, Gregory. 588 01:26:22,969 --> 01:26:24,790 Save a bit for a friend. 589 01:26:28,190 --> 01:26:30,010 Stay! You don't stay! 590 01:26:30,370 --> 01:26:31,830 You want to crush his boat? 591 01:26:32,290 --> 01:26:33,730 It cannot be true. 592 01:26:34,590 --> 01:26:35,630 He is my father. 593 01:26:40,490 --> 01:26:41,490 Good God. 594 01:26:41,670 --> 01:26:46,430 If he should find us here with her and me and Montague, let's flee. 595 01:26:46,710 --> 01:26:48,130 But there is no other door. 596 01:26:48,450 --> 01:26:50,230 Juliet would not do such a thing. 597 01:27:09,480 --> 01:27:10,880 I'm a little pussycat. 598 01:27:11,560 --> 01:27:12,920 I'm a little titmouse. 599 01:27:13,460 --> 01:27:14,460 I'm poop. 600 01:27:20,160 --> 01:27:25,080 And what if this mixture does not work at all? 601 01:27:26,520 --> 01:27:29,280 Then shall I be married tomorrow? 602 01:27:30,940 --> 01:27:32,320 Oh, no. 603 01:27:33,040 --> 01:27:34,040 No. 604 01:27:37,320 --> 01:27:38,320 Romeo. 605 01:27:40,330 --> 01:27:41,330 I come. 606 01:27:44,690 --> 01:27:46,730 This do I drink to be. 607 01:28:12,010 --> 01:28:14,470 Oh, lack, amiss. 608 01:28:15,470 --> 01:28:16,910 Oh, dreadful day. 609 01:28:18,470 --> 01:28:20,750 My daughter has slain herself. 610 01:28:24,790 --> 01:28:26,150 Oh, poor me. 611 01:28:27,090 --> 01:28:30,090 To lose the wealth she would have brought as a bride. 612 01:28:31,030 --> 01:28:33,010 How can I ever tell Paris? 613 01:28:49,960 --> 01:28:50,960 near its end. 614 01:28:52,360 --> 01:28:54,220 Fair Juliet lies in the tomb. 615 01:28:55,740 --> 01:29:00,340 News of her death has spread like fire through all of beautiful downtown 616 01:29:02,260 --> 01:29:07,180 But even before Friar Lawrence could reach Romeo and tell him that it was all 617 01:29:07,180 --> 01:29:11,140 trick, the news had reached even his ears. 618 01:29:12,820 --> 01:29:13,820 But soft. 619 01:29:15,240 --> 01:29:17,780 Methinks I hear our hero, Romeo. 620 01:29:36,430 --> 01:29:42,950 love my life oh how can this be what can be left for me now 621 01:29:42,950 --> 01:29:47,890 there was not but you fair Juliet and there can be not but you 622 01:29:47,890 --> 01:29:52,850 I shall join you in death 623 01:30:04,970 --> 01:30:09,450 I have forgotten our feud, dear Capulet, so that I may pay my respects to your 624 01:30:09,450 --> 01:30:10,450 daughter. 625 01:30:10,630 --> 01:30:12,550 Your sorrow must be great. 626 01:30:12,810 --> 01:30:17,130 I, old friend, in Paris must be furious. 627 01:30:18,210 --> 01:30:22,590 But you at least still have your son. 628 01:30:25,170 --> 01:30:26,170 Not so. 629 01:30:26,970 --> 01:30:28,890 Alas, here lies my son. 630 01:30:29,450 --> 01:30:32,970 Upon my word, so it is. 631 01:30:34,480 --> 01:30:38,020 Oh, it seems he longed for your daughter even in death. 632 01:30:38,340 --> 01:30:45,260 Aye. Well, the least we can do is oblige them now. Help me lift him into the 633 01:30:45,260 --> 01:30:46,260 coffin. 634 01:30:52,140 --> 01:30:58,640 Now, my friend, help me to cover up this tragic sight. 635 01:31:16,110 --> 01:31:18,070 it seems we are both childless. 636 01:31:18,470 --> 01:31:19,470 Aye. 637 01:31:20,170 --> 01:31:26,550 Well, now that we've gotten rid of this hot stud and sexy siren, 638 01:31:26,590 --> 01:31:30,890 what say we make up for lost time, huh? 639 01:31:31,650 --> 01:31:35,030 Goodbye, George, you dirty old man. 640 01:31:35,470 --> 01:31:38,730 You still have it in you, huh? Let's start with a couple of drinks. 641 01:31:38,970 --> 01:31:42,810 Aye, and I know two kitchen maids who'll be glad to join us. 642 01:31:55,370 --> 01:31:57,370 Julia. Romeo. 643 01:31:58,310 --> 01:31:59,510 Julia.